Thursday, December 4, 2008

Check out this Bollywood Khan!

Hi, everyone. Spock here. I'd tell you that I hope you had a happy Thanksgiving, but we Vulcans don't celebrate Thanksgiving, only Rumarie, and only like a thousand years ago. Holidays are so illogical! Anyway, check out this Khan:


That's Shah Rukh Khan, who is a Bollywood star. Now, I know you're saying, "Hey, Spock, you just misspelled 'Hollywood'!" Au contraire, mon frere. Bollywood is in India, and they make movies there too, like Om Shanti Om and others, and I think the "B" stands for "Bombay," which is weird because the city is called Mumbai now, or that's what Wikipedia says, anyway. So before you think that India is just that place where Sitting Bull came from, think again!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I dare you to check out this Khan!



Haha, just kidding, that's James Caan, not James Khan! That's not logical!

Check out this Khan!



Another Khan is Genghis Khan. He is interesting because he wasn't named Khan until after he died, so that during his life he was just Genghis. He conquered Europe and stuff, which is sort of like the other Khan, but he didn't have a Millenium Falcon or anything to do it with.

Somebody told me that every European person is a descendent of Genghis Khan, because of the raping. So guess what? YOU'RE probably a Khan too!

Check out my blog on Khan.



Hi everybody. This is Spock and this is my new Khan blog. Welcome!

That picture up there is Khan Noonien Singh. I don't really like Khan. He was the controller of Earth and then Enterprise revived him and then Captain Kirk made him go to a planet with lots of sand and stuff and then he came back and Kirk outwitted him again he died and I died too, but not really. (It has to do with midichlorians or something.)

So my vote on Khan is no. Thanks for reading!